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Patty Terhune
Patty Terhune currently lives in Chicago, operating as a triple threat writer/comedian/administrative assistant. She enjoys breakfast sandwiches, Excel spreadsheets, and pictures of animals doing human things.
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February 9, 2023A Presentation on the Power of Vulnerability by a Manager Who Is About to Fire People
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April 30, 2019I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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April 25, 2018Alternative Names for Administrative Professionals’ Day
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