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Articles by
Patty Terhune
Patty Terhune currently lives in Chicago, operating as a triple threat writer/comedian/administrative assistant. She enjoys breakfast sandwiches, Excel spreadsheets, and pictures of animals doing human things.
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February 9, 2023A Presentation on the Power of Vulnerability by a Manager Who Is About to Fire People
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April 30, 2019I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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April 25, 2018Alternative Names for Administrative Professionals’ Day
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August 16, 20175 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets