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Patty Terhune

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Patty Terhune currently lives in Chicago, operating as a triple threat writer/comedian/administrative assistant. She enjoys breakfast sandwiches, Excel spreadsheets, and pictures of animals doing human things.

February 9, 2023

A Presentation on the Power of Vulnerability by a Manager Who Is About to Fire People

by Patty Terhune
April 30, 2019

I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy

by Patty Terhune
April 25, 2018

Alternative Names for Administrative Professionals’ Day

by Patty Terhune
August 16, 2017

5 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate

by Patty Terhune

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April 16, 2024

An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor

by Ioana Burtea
April 18, 2024

Good News, Husband: I’ve Become a Tradwife

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
April 18, 2024

Writer Math

by Elissa Bassist
February 6, 2024

My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack

by Gwynna Forgham-Thrift

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April 24, 2024

Acknowledgments Page for the Email I Put Off for Seven Weeks and Finally Sent

by Simon Henriques
April 24, 2024

Comic Book Onomatopoeia and Their Real-World Counterparts

by Martin Walters
April 23, 2024

In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea

by Ross Murray
April 23, 2024

Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Golf Course, Lightning

by Rebecca Saltzman

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