Put This On My Calendar Day

Pay This Invoice I Held On to For a Year Day

Put In This Lunch Order That Costs More Than Your Weekly Salary Day

Go to My Son’s Parent Teacher Conference Day

Mop My Office With Your Bachelor’s Degree Day

Receive This Passive Aggressive Dig Without Fighting Back Day

Call HR to Figure Out If This is Illegal or Just Immoral Day

Quit Packing Up Your Desk and Call My Dad to Wish Him a Happy Birthday Day

What Do You Mean You’re Unhappy, We Gave You Administrative Professionals’ Day, Isn’t That Enough Day

Welcome Aboard, New Hire, It’s Only 365 Days Until Next Year’s Administrative Professionals Day Day