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Articles by
Rachel Reyes
Rachel Reyes lives in Minneapolis. Her writing has appeared in Points in Case, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, and elsewhere.
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October 21, 2024Honest Search Results for “Zucchini Bread Recipe”
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June 13, 2024Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting
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October 6, 2023[Staying at Home / Going Back to Work] After Having Your Baby Is a Terrible Idea
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August 29, 2023I Didn’t Follow the Recipe, and I’m Appalled It Turned Out So Awful
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April 24, 2023Fuck It, I’m Making a Funfetti Cake
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March 29, 2022AITA for Asking My Gorgon Girlfriend to Clean Her Snake-Hairs off the Floor?
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 29, 2025Reasons Your Password Was Rejected
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February 12, 2025We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED]
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February 12, 2025McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Author Ahmed Naji and Translator Katharine Halls
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February 12, 2025I Know This Is a Bad Time, but I Would Like a Refund for My Ticket to Our American Cousin
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February 11, 2025I Vow to Fight Autocracy with Unprecedented Levels of Finger Wagging