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Rachel Reyes
Rachel Reyes lives in Minneapolis. Her writing has appeared in Points in Case, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, and elsewhere.
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May 27, 2025Of Course I Wash My Water Bottle Every Day, Sometimes
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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October 21, 2024Honest Search Results for “Zucchini Bread Recipe”
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June 13, 2024Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting
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October 6, 2023[Staying at Home / Going Back to Work] After Having Your Baby Is a Terrible Idea
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August 29, 2023I Didn’t Follow the Recipe, and I’m Appalled It Turned Out So Awful
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April 24, 2023Fuck It, I’m Making a Funfetti Cake
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March 29, 2022AITA for Asking My Gorgon Girlfriend to Clean Her Snake-Hairs off the Floor?
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)
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