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Ranae Rudd

Ranae earned a bachelor’s in English and an MFA in fiction. She’s currently employed at a public junior high school where she’s doing her best to indoctrinate students into an anti-intellectual, cultish, totalitarian belief system from which she receives absolutely no benefits. It’s for the children. When she’s not plotting to overthrow the US of A, she’s reading, watching movies, and writing thank-yous to the district that’s increasing teacher’s salary by an entire percentage next year—if parents give the a-okay.