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Articles by
Rebecca Turkewitz
Rebecca Turkewitz is a writer and high school teacher living in Maine. She is the author of the story collection Here in the Night (Black Lawrence Press, July 2023). Her fiction and humor have appeared in The Normal School, Electric Literature, SmokeLong Quarterly, The New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, and elsewhere. You can find her at her at
rebeccaturkewitz.com.
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