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Articles by

Rebecca Turkewitz

Rebecca Turkewitz lives and works in Portland, Maine. Her fiction, nonfiction, and humor writing have appeared or are forthcoming in The Sewanee Review, New South, Catapult, The Toast, The New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, and elsewhere.

December 4, 2017

Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations

by Rebecca Turkewitz
August 25, 2016

Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach

by Rebecca Turkewitz
January 22, 2016

The Road (Has Not Been Plowed in Thirty-Two Hours)

by Rebecca Turkewitz

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons

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