Articles by

Rebecca Turkewitz

Rebecca Turkewitz lives and works in Portland, Maine. Her fiction, nonfiction, and humor writing have appeared or are forthcoming in The Sewanee Review, New South, Catapult, The Toast, The New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, and elsewhere.

December 4, 2017

Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations

by Rebecca Turkewitz
August 25, 2016

Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach

by Rebecca Turkewitz
January 22, 2016

The Road (Has Not Been Plowed in Thirty-Two Hours)

by Rebecca Turkewitz

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January 15, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington

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January 20, 2021

A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency

by Sarah Hutto
January 20, 2021

The Immortan Joe Administration Releases the 2776 Report

by Michelle Cohn
January 20, 2021

It’s Me, OLD GUY, the Undeveloped Character in Your Screenplay

by Tod Brubaker
January 19, 2021

If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?

by Ella Gale