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Riane Konc
Riane Konc is a writer whose work appears in The New Yorker, The New York Times, Reductress, The Rumpus, and more.
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November 21, 2024Linda McMahon Is Ready to Pile-Drive the Department of Education
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January 27, 2020A Statement From Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps In His House
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November 15, 2019FAQ: Your New Houseplant
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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August 6, 2019We Must Defend Thanos’s Constitutional Right to Snap His Fingers and Make Half of the Universe Disappear
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March 8, 2019Congratulations On Your Accomplishment!
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February 19, 2019Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” Expanded for Freelancers
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January 11, 2019If You Liked Tough Mudder, You’ll Love the Latest Obstacle Course for Adults… NAVIGATING YOUR DEPRESSION
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December 21, 2018The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
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December 19, 2018The Myth of Paul Ryan
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December 3, 2018FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Birth of Samuel Allen Novak
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July 9, 2018Every Single Possible Way I Have Attempted to Repurpose Nabokov’s Famous Line “(Picnic, Lightning)”
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