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Articles by
Riane Konc
Riane Konc is a writer whose work appears in The New Yorker, The New York Times, Reductress, The Rumpus, and more.
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January 27, 2020A Statement From Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps In His House
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November 15, 2019FAQ: Your New Houseplant
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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August 6, 2019We Must Defend Thanos’s Constitutional Right to Snap His Fingers and Make Half of the Universe Disappear
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March 8, 2019Congratulations On Your Accomplishment!
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February 19, 2019Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” Expanded for Freelancers
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January 11, 2019If You Liked Tough Mudder, You’ll Love the Latest Obstacle Course for Adults… NAVIGATING YOUR DEPRESSION
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December 21, 2018The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
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December 19, 2018The Myth of Paul Ryan
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December 3, 2018FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Birth of Samuel Allen Novak
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July 9, 2018Every Single Possible Way I Have Attempted to Repurpose Nabokov’s Famous Line “(Picnic, Lightning)”
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May 11, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: She is New Here
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?