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R.J. Happel
R.J. Happel is a freelance writer from Jonesborough, Tennessee. In her spare time, she enjoys painting, bluegrass, and eating baked ziti. God called her but she let him go to voicemail. Y’all means “all.”
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August 8, 2019Reviews of New Food: Alligator Meat and Fried Kool-Aid
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March 14, 2018Student Activists or Part of a Sinister Plot?
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October 19, 2017Your University’s 11 Distinct Flavors of Discrimination Ranked from Mild to Salty to Extra Spicy
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April 28, 2017Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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February 17, 201713 Ways to Survive the Repeal of the Affordable Care Act Using River Gods and the Occult
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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