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R.J. Happel
R.J. Happel is a freelance writer from Jonesborough, Tennessee. In her spare time, she enjoys painting, bluegrass, and eating baked ziti. God called her but she let him go to voicemail. Y’all means “all.”
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August 8, 2019Reviews of New Food: Alligator Meat and Fried Kool-Aid
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March 14, 2018List: Student Activists or Part of a Sinister Plot?
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October 19, 2017List: Your University’s 11 Distinct Flavors of Discrimination Ranked from Mild to Salty to Extra Spicy
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April 28, 2017Monologue: Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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February 17, 2017List: 13 Ways to Survive the Repeal of the Affordable Care Act Using River Gods and the Occult
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes