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Articles by
Rob Sears
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January 12, 2018The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
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February 2, 2007Talk To Us With Towels
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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July 24, 2002A Man Dines Alone
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July 7, 2001Bad Sums That Equal Danger
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