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Articles by
Rob Sears
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January 12, 2018The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
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February 2, 2007Talk To Us With Towels
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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January 7, 2005List: Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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July 24, 2002A Man Dines Alone
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July 7, 2001List: Bad Sums That Equal Danger
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
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October 16, 2018Pride and Prejudice, Silicon Valley Edition