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Articles by
Rob Sears
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January 12, 2018The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
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February 2, 2007Talk To Us With Towels
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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July 24, 2002A Man Dines Alone
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July 7, 2001Bad Sums That Equal Danger
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 20, 2021Writing Prompts from a Teacher Trying to Get Her Class to Reveal Where They Hid Her Keys
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April 20, 2021Alanis Morisette’s “Ironic” Revised for Exasperated Parents
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April 19, 2021Pennywise Responds to Allegations of Improper Conduct
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April 19, 2021Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell