Hide fez
Shave, tar, feather, taunt
Fill cage with wax bananas, then eat real bananas really slowly
Make it type nonrandomly for a change
Stroke against the nap
Waggle opposable thumbs in view of cage
January 7, 2005
YOUNG AUTHORS GREENHOUSE
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