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All posts tagged
monkeys
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May 17, 2017We Are President Trump’s Interview Preparedness Team
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October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
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September 16, 2011Monkey Business.
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August 3, 2011List: Things the Doctor Really Said When Called About the Monkeys Jumping On the Bed
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January 25, 2011Monologue: The Towelman’s Concern
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September 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Monkey Business
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May 21, 2007One Thousand Monkeys Rise Up
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January 7, 2005List: Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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June 1, 2001List: Things I’ve Said or Overheard Said to the Monkeys in My Laboratory
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019List: Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!