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All posts tagged
monkeys
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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May 17, 2017We Are President Trump’s Interview Preparedness Team
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October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
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September 16, 2011Monkey Business.
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August 3, 2011Things the Doctor Really Said When Called About the Monkeys Jumping On the Bed
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January 25, 2011The Towelman’s Concern
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September 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Monkey Business
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May 21, 2007One Thousand Monkeys Rise Up
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January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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June 1, 2001Things I’ve Said or Overheard Said to the Monkeys in My Laboratory
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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