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All posts tagged

masturbation

January 10, 2018

I Shazamed My Orgasms for One Year and This is What I Learned

JOSH KRAUS
August 16, 2017

List: 5 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate

PATTY TERHUNE
June 9, 2016

My Own Private Shock Corridor: Whistling in the Dark, Part 1

BOB SCHNEIDER
January 15, 2015

My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of the Myth of Onan

BOB SCHNEIDER
October 1, 2013

Autumn Owes No Apologies

BROOKS BUTLER HAYS
November 3, 2011

List: Honest Chat Room Acronyms

BRYAN COOK
October 6, 2010

Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 1: My Last Summer

CASEY PLETT
December 3, 2009

List: More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating

DOUG MCINNES and REID MCDONALD
January 18, 2007

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: But Who Will Play Me?

DAN LIEBERT
January 26, 2006

Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent

RACHEL SHUKERT

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
August 15, 2018

List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide

CATHARINE OGLETREE
August 14, 2018

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

TOM RUSSELL and WENDI AARONS

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August 20, 2018

How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation

BIZZY COY and DAVID BAKER
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List: What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You

LIANA BRADE
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Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu

STEPHANIE HAYES
August 20, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Why I’ll Keep Protesting

KEVIN BOYLE