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All posts tagged
masturbation
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August 29, 2018Although He Has Made Zero Effort to Make Amends, It Is Time to Bring Steve the Masturbator Back to Our Office
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January 10, 2018I Shazamed My Orgasms for One Year and This is What I Learned
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August 16, 2017List: 5 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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June 9, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: Whistling in the Dark, Part 1
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January 15, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of the Myth of Onan
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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November 3, 2011List: Honest Chat Room Acronyms
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October 6, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 1: My Last Summer
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December 3, 2009List: More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
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January 18, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: But Who Will Play Me?
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?