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All posts tagged
masturbation
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August 29, 2018Although He Has Made Zero Effort to Make Amends, It Is Time to Bring Steve the Masturbator Back to Our Office
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January 10, 2018I Shazamed My Orgasms for One Year and This is What I Learned
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August 16, 2017List: 5 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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June 9, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: Whistling in the Dark, Part 1
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January 15, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of the Myth of Onan
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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November 3, 2011List: Honest Chat Room Acronyms
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October 6, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 1: My Last Summer
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December 3, 2009List: More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
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January 18, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: But Who Will Play Me?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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March 21, 2019List: What Happens If You Say “Thank You” to Someone Who Wasn’t Complimenting You