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All posts tagged
masturbation
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August 29, 2018Although He Has Made Zero Effort to Make Amends, It Is Time to Bring Steve the Masturbator Back to Our Office
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January 10, 2018I Shazamed My Orgasms for One Year and This is What I Learned
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August 16, 2017List: 5 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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June 9, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: Whistling in the Dark, Part 1
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January 15, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of the Myth of Onan
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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November 3, 2011List: Honest Chat Room Acronyms
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October 6, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 1: My Last Summer
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December 3, 2009List: More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
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January 18, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: But Who Will Play Me?
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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