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All posts tagged
masturbation
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August 29, 2018Although He Has Made Zero Effort to Make Amends, It Is Time to Bring Steve the Masturbator Back to Our Office
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January 10, 2018I Shazamed My Orgasms for One Year and This is What I Learned
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August 16, 20175 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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June 9, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: Whistling in the Dark, Part 1
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January 15, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of the Myth of Onan
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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November 3, 2011Honest Chat Room Acronyms
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October 6, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 1: My Last Summer
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December 3, 2009More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
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January 18, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: But Who Will Play Me?
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose