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    More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
    by Reid McDonald and Doug McInnes
  • January 18, 2007
    Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: But Who Will Play Me?
    by Dan Liebert
  • January 26, 2006
    Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent
    by Rachel Shukert
  • January 7, 2005
    Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
    by Rob Sears
  • August 6, 2004
    Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation
    by Emily Lloyd
  • January 9, 2001
    Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner
    by Tim Carvell
  • January 7, 2001
    Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
    by Andrew Wheeler
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