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January 26, 2006Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent
January 7, 2005List: Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
August 6, 2004List: Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation
January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner
January 7, 2001List: Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating