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January 26, 2006Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent
January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
August 6, 2004Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation
January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner
January 7, 2001Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating