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All posts tagged

masturbation

January 26, 2006

Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent

by Rachel Shukert
January 7, 2005

Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel

by Rob Sears
August 6, 2004

Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation

by Emily Lloyd
January 9, 2001

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner

by Tim Carvell
January 7, 2001

Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating

by Andrew Wheeler

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September 3, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 22, 2020

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 14, 2020

I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced

by Liz Galvao
September 14, 2020

I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)

by Sara K. Runnels

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September 25, 2020

Unfortunately, We Will Not Be Pausing the Apocalypse for Election Day

by Chris Logan
September 25, 2020

We Are the 56 Tubs of Clorox Wipes You Bought At the Start of the Pandemic

by Kristin Gourlay
September 25, 2020

The New Bill & Ted Movie Is More Chilling for What It Doesn’t Say About Trump Than What It Does

by Nick Bhasin
September 24, 2020

Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer

by Carlos Greaves