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masturbation

January 26, 2006

Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent

by Rachel Shukert
January 7, 2005

Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel

by Rob Sears
August 6, 2004

Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation

by Emily Lloyd
January 9, 2001

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner

by Tim Carvell
January 7, 2001

Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating

by Andrew Wheeler

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February 19, 2020

Self-Care Tips for Toddlers

by Shannon J. Curtin
February 21, 2020

Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like

by Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, Danielle Kraese, and Ysabel Yates
November 20, 2019

I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You

by Amy Estes
February 27, 2020

Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Prevention Tips

by Evan Allgood

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February 28, 2020

What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You

by Alex Baia
February 28, 2020

Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!

by Dan Caprera
February 28, 2020

The Tipping Industry Is Actually Great For Young Women Like Me

by Chloe Chun Seim
February 27, 2020

The CDC’s Revised Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators Chart

by Mark Lerner