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masturbation

January 26, 2006

Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent

by Rachel Shukert
January 7, 2005

List: Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel

by Rob Sears
August 6, 2004

List: Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation

by Emily Lloyd
January 9, 2001

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner

by Tim Carvell
January 7, 2001

List: Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating

by Andrew Wheeler

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September 6, 2019

List: Honest Academic Job Postings

by Ryan Weber
September 12, 2019

List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

by Liz Alterman
September 10, 2019

List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old

by Janine Annett and Ali Solomon
January 2, 2019

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren

by Devorah Blachor

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September 20, 2019

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by Kathleen O'Mara
September 20, 2019

Dear Leaders of the World: Get Your Shit Together

by Lawrence Wang
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by Jennifer Kabat
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Trump Shows Off His Own Circle of Hell

by Ella Gale