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All posts tagged
masturbation
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December 3, 2009More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
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January 18, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: But Who Will Play Me?
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January 26, 2006Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent
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January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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August 6, 2004Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation
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January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner
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January 7, 2001Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
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