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Robert Rooney
Robert Rooney has a wife and two kids. He lives in Connecticut. He is short and near-sighted. He works in advertising. People usually call him “Rooney.”
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December 12, 2023How Every Recipe on The Great British Baking Show Sounds to Us Die-Hard American Viewers
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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December 16, 2020The Cashier from “The Christmas Shoes” Breaks His Silence
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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