Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Ryan Abbott
Ryan Abbott is a writer based in Vancouver.
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April 15, 2019The Perfect Marathon Pacing Strategy Is to Rip It
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November 15, 2017Please, Turn On Notifications
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February 24, 2017I Am Interested in Going to an Event Near You Tomorrow
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November 28, 2016
I Bet You’re Really Fun at Parties -
May 7, 2014Waiting for Flashmob
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October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
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October 14, 2009Miles Davis’s Container Gardening Tips
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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July 19, 2019List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape