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Articles by
S. Craig Renfroe
S. Craig Renfroe teaches creative writing at Queens University of Charlotte
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March 6, 2019Our Company’s New Wellness Program Is In No Way an Attempt to Further Shoulder the Healthcare Burden On You, Our Lowliest Employees
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July 23, 2013How to Tell If Your Dog is a Fatalist
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September 26, 2011Netflix Would Like to Apologize for the Inadvertent Apocalypse
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October 29, 2010Monologue: A Disgraced Congressman Apologizes for His Recent Poor Choices of Costumes
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March 17, 2008The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?