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Articles by
S. Craig Renfroe
S. Craig Renfroe teaches creative writing at Queens University of Charlotte
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March 6, 2019Our Company’s New Wellness Program Is In No Way an Attempt to Further Shoulder the Healthcare Burden On You, Our Lowliest Employees
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July 23, 2013How to Tell If Your Dog is a Fatalist
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September 26, 2011Netflix Would Like to Apologize for the Inadvertent Apocalypse
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October 29, 2010Monologue: A Disgraced Congressman Apologizes for His Recent Poor Choices of Costumes
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March 17, 2008The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe