Articles by
Sarah Hutto
Sarah Hutto is writer with a heart of gold and irritable bowels who lives in Maine. She has written for The New Yorker, Washington Post, and Reductress.
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February 5, 2018List: Four Norwegian Immigrants With Their Eyes On the American Dream
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December 21, 2017If You Like Trickle-Down Economics, These Other Economic Theories Will Blow Your Mind
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November 9, 2017I Am James Comey. I Am the Highlander
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October 2, 2017List: Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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August 28, 2017How to De-Feralize Your Children for Back-to-School
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May 2, 2017List: Five Places to Hide His Body After He Puts Your Bras in the Dryer
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December 19, 2016List: 9 Festive Holiday Trends That Are Surprisingly Painful for Some Reason
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October 6, 2016How to Talk to a Woman With No Headphone Jack
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September 22, 2016Spring Forward, Fall Into Perpetual Darkness
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June 3, 2016List: Eight Summer Salads for You to Try Not to Fuck Up, Janet
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January 19, 2016List: Nine Bras You Can Use As Kindling This Winter That Were Designed By Sadists
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October 7, 2015Questions to Ask Yourself When You’re Ready to Give Up
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists