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Articles by
Sarah Hutto
Sarah Hutto is writer with a heart of gold and irritable bowels who lives in Maine. She has written for The New Yorker, Washington Post, and Reductress.
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May 10, 2019List: Barely Useful Mom Trivia
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November 2, 2018DIY Fall Centerpieces to Own the Patriarchy
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September 21, 2018Nobody Loves Autumn More Than Me
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June 25, 2018Vote Pontius Pilate 2020!
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June 1, 2018Modern Tips for Looking After Your Human Husband
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February 5, 2018List: Four Norwegian Immigrants With Their Eyes On the American Dream
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December 21, 2017If You Like Trickle-Down Economics, These Other Economic Theories Will Blow Your Mind
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November 9, 2017I Am James Comey. I Am the Highlander
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October 2, 2017List: Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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August 28, 2017How to De-Feralize Your Children for Back-to-School
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May 2, 2017List: Five Places to Hide His Body After He Puts Your Bras in the Dryer
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December 19, 2016List: 9 Festive Holiday Trends That Are Surprisingly Painful for Some Reason
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do