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Articles by
Sarah Hutto
Sarah Hutto is writer with a heart of gold and irritable bowels who lives in Maine. She has written for The New Yorker, Washington Post, and Reductress.
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September 21, 2018Nobody Loves Autumn More Than Me
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June 25, 2018Vote Pontius Pilate 2020!
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June 1, 2018Modern Tips for Looking After Your Human Husband
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February 5, 2018List: Four Norwegian Immigrants With Their Eyes On the American Dream
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December 21, 2017If You Like Trickle-Down Economics, These Other Economic Theories Will Blow Your Mind
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November 9, 2017I Am James Comey. I Am the Highlander
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October 2, 2017List: Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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August 28, 2017How to De-Feralize Your Children for Back-to-School
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May 2, 2017List: Five Places to Hide His Body After He Puts Your Bras in the Dryer
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December 19, 2016List: 9 Festive Holiday Trends That Are Surprisingly Painful for Some Reason
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October 6, 2016How to Talk to a Woman With No Headphone Jack
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September 22, 2016Spring Forward, Fall Into Perpetual Darkness
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power