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Articles by
Sarah Hutto
Sarah Hutto is writer with a heart of gold and irritable bowels who lives in Maine. She has written for The New Yorker, Washington Post, and Reductress.
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July 10, 2024The Secret of Ancestor Fields Farm Is Our Land. Also, Our Polygamy
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May 19, 2022I Regret to Inform You That I Can Get Pregnant with My Legs Closed
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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July 3, 2020The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact
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May 28, 2020What to Yell Instead of “Rape” In a Society That Has Collectively Decided Rape is Fine
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December 23, 2019What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
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November 21, 2019How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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May 10, 2019Barely Useful Mom Trivia
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November 2, 2018DIY Fall Centerpieces to Own the Patriarchy
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September 21, 2018Nobody Loves Autumn More Than Me
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 16, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing
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September 16, 2024I’m Sorry, Nyarlathotep, But Now Is Not the Time to Pursue a New Hobgoblin Consort Like Laura Loomer
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor