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Sarah Hutto
Sarah Hutto is writer with a heart of gold and irritable bowels who lives in Maine. She has written for The New Yorker, Washington Post, and Reductress.
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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July 3, 2020The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact
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May 28, 2020What to Yell Instead of “Rape” In a Society That Has Collectively Decided Rape is Fine
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December 23, 2019What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
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November 21, 2019How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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May 10, 2019Barely Useful Mom Trivia
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November 2, 2018DIY Fall Centerpieces to Own the Patriarchy
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September 21, 2018Nobody Loves Autumn More Than Me
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June 25, 2018Vote Pontius Pilate 2020!
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June 1, 2018Modern Tips for Looking After Your Human Husband
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which it’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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July 30, 2021As an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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July 29, 2021How to Escape from a Sleeping Baby