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Sean Cusick

Sean Cusick lives in Chicago, and does a variety of things, some of which could be described as “funny.”

July 11, 2017

Important Political Weather Report: Unprecedented Liberal Smugness Warning

by Sean Cusick
March 1, 2016

My Deepest Sympathies on the Loss of Your Father to Donald Trump

by Sean Cusick
July 28, 2010

A Patient Wakes Up from a Twenty-Hour Coma

by Sean Cusick

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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
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by Christy Lee Barnes
September 10, 2024

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by McKayley Gourley
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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