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almost every day
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Articles by
Seth Reiss
Seth Reiss is currently a writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers, was the head writer at The Onion, and dreams of one day being a staff writer for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
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November 15, 2016
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June 13, 2016Celebrity Spotting at Hamilton, Featuring James Cromwell
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May 9, 2016Since the Accident
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December 2, 2015A Doctor With a Horrible Bedside Manner Gives Some Very Bad News
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February 12, 2015Here Are All the Ways I Could Have Died Today
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August 18, 2014Tide Detergent’s President of Marketing Defines the Company’s Typical Customer
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February 19, 2014What is Success?
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September 24, 2013My Favorite Versions of iTunes
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September 3, 2013The Current State of My Body
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March 6, 2013Yelp Reviews of a Brick, a Twig, and the 8th Click Sound Made by Six Flags’ Kingda Ka Rollercoaster During its Initial Ascent
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February 21, 2013A Memo to the New Employee About Parking
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February 8, 2013That’s Life
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776