Articles by
Seth Reiss
Seth Reiss is currently a writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers, was the head writer at The Onion, and dreams of one day being a staff writer for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
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November 15, 2016
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June 13, 2016Celebrity Spotting at Hamilton, Featuring James Cromwell
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May 9, 2016Since the Accident
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December 2, 2015A Doctor With a Horrible Bedside Manner Gives Some Very Bad News
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February 12, 2015Here Are All the Ways I Could Have Died Today
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August 18, 2014Tide Detergent’s President of Marketing Defines the Company’s Typical Customer
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February 19, 2014What is Success?
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September 24, 2013My Favorite Versions of iTunes
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September 3, 2013The Current State of My Body
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March 6, 2013Yelp Reviews of a Brick, a Twig, and the 8th Click Sound Made by Six Flags’ Kingda Ka Rollercoaster During its Initial Ascent
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February 21, 2013A Memo to the New Employee About Parking
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February 8, 2013That’s Life
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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