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Seth Reiss
Seth Reiss is currently a writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers, was the head writer at The Onion, and dreams of one day being a staff writer for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
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March 11, 2011Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday
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December 14, 2010Letters From the President
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October 26, 2010Monologue: A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory
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October 12, 2010The Unedited Version of The Social Network Movie Poster
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September 23, 2010Eyewitness News, With Tom Denardo and Cheryl Clayburn
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September 9, 2010Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit
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June 29, 2005Spy vs. Spy: The Unused Treatments
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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