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Articles by
Seth Reiss
Seth Reiss is currently a writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers, was the head writer at The Onion, and dreams of one day being a staff writer for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
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March 11, 2011Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday
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December 14, 2010Letters From the President
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October 26, 2010A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory
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October 12, 2010The Unedited Version of The Social Network Movie Poster
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September 23, 2010Eyewitness News, With Tom Denardo and Cheryl Clayburn
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September 9, 2010Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit
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June 29, 2005Spy vs. Spy: The Unused Treatments
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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