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Sigmund Stern
Sigmund Stern also contributes to The Onion and co-wrote King of the Egg Cream, a radio play for the web about the real-life gangster who controlled chocolate syrup in 1920s NYC. He lives in Sydney, Australia, near the two playful huskies he’d like to have to pad his bio.
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