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Stenton Toledo
Stenton Toledo eats potato chips for a living. He lives in Seattle with his partner and two children.
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November 13, 2023I Can’t Talk Right Now—I’m Desperately Scrambling to Clean Our House Before the Cleaners Get Here
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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February 4, 2022What the Number of Half-Empty Sippy Cups in Your Refrigerator Says About Your Parenting
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning