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Articles by
Stephen Ruddy
Stephen is a writer in New York. He created Gravid Water, Stolen House, and is the co-creator of The Rubber Room podcast. He works for The Moth and the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
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December 23, 2024The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh
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October 30, 2024The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders
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July 19, 2024Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Elephants” Where the Hills Really Are White Elephants
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June 11, 2024A Recap of the First Season of House of the Dragon in One Scene
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December 20, 2023If Sam Wainwright Says “Hee-Haw” One More Time, I’m Going to Fucking Snap
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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December 23, 2022An Uber Eats Christmas Carol
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November 28, 2022Rainer Maria Rilke’s Letters to a Young MC
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September 30, 2022Cosette Receives a Letter from Her HOA Regarding Her Castle on a Cloud
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January 19, 2022Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, Now a Rich Man, Receives a Letter from His HOA
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November 23, 2021Plymouth Colony, 1621: The First Turkey Trot
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September 3, 2021Robinson Crusoe on FBoy Island
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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