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Stewart Schley

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Stewart Schley’s writing appears in Hobart Pulp, the Colorado Sun, and a slew of obscure trade journals you’ve never heard of.

May 13, 2021

A/B testing “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”

by Stewart Schley
August 19, 2020

FAQ: Your Dreamweaver 2400 CPAP Machine

by Stewart Schley

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 19, 2023

You’re Going to Love Camping, According to Me, Your Outdoorsy Friend

by Emily Kling
May 18, 2023

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by Tori Multon

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An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”

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