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Articles by
Ter McDermott
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May 10, 2001List: Properly Sequenced Tool Hits for Amada’S Pega 345 58 Station Sheet Metal Punching CNC Turret, Juxtaposed With Childhood Memories They Remind Me Of
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April 5, 2001List: Popular Books Titled as Though Written in an Engineering, Scientific, and/or Mathematical Vernacular
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January 3, 2001List: Answers to Common Questions, in Which the Answers Incorporate Common AutoCAD 14 Commands
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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