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B.R. Cohen’s Days at the Museum

B.R. Cohen finds himself tucked between academic semesters with a Smithsonian Fellowship at the National Museum of American History in the nation’s capital. Standing athwart the doors of the knowledge-increasing and -diffusing Institute and dodging humidity-addled tourists, this dispatch will record the ins and outs of muggy days in America’s attic.