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Family Practice:
An Occasional Column by
“Dr.” Amy Fusselman

Amy Fusselman is not a doctor. She will occasionally write about issues relevant to those trying to live harmoniously in a nuclear family system.

Amy’s books, The Pharmacist’s Mate and 8 are available in our store. Her new book, Savage Park is out now. She also edits the art and literary journal Ohio Edit.