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Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store
2013 Column Contest Winner
This isn’t brick and mortar, it’s glass and steel. J. K. Appleseed takes you backstage at Apple Retail, the supercollider of human expectations and consumer technology.
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November 21, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: It’s a Trap!
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November 1, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: What’s Up With Your iPhone?
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October 10, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Product Launch
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September 19, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Let’s Get Ready to Rumble
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March 22, 2019
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