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Reviews of New Food
Got a new food you’d like to review? Send your review to newfood@mcsweeneys.net.
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May 22, 2019Reviews of New Food: CAVA Grain Bowl
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May 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Taco Bell’s Rattlesnake Burrito
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May 9, 2019Reviews of New Food: NuttZo Organic Paleo Chocolate Power Fuel
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May 1, 2019Reviews of New Food: Orange Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar
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April 19, 2019Reviews of New Food: IKEA’s Flat-Packed Chocolate Easter Rabbit
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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January 9, 2019Reviews of New Food: Lantana Foods Strawberry Hummus
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December 14, 2018Reviews of New Food: Tic Tac Freshmint Gum
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December 6, 2018Reviews of New Food: Aldi Schnitzel, Spaetzle, and Bienenstich Almond Cake
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November 12, 2018Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Apple Cider Donuts and Market Pantry Sugar-Free Grape Drink Mix
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October 5, 2018Reviews of New Food: Better Booch Cherry Retreat Kombucha and Halo Top’s Sea Salt Caramel
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September 13, 2018Reviews of New Food: Keebler Cookies & Creme Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies and Starbucks Ultra Caramel Frappuccino
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