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Reviews of New Food
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April 7, 2022Kalua Pork Spring Rolls
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March 3, 2022Reese’s Big Cup with Potato Chips King Size Peanut Butter Cups
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February 10, 2022Trader Joe’s Watermelon Jerky
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December 16, 2021Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch Cereal
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October 14, 2021Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds
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September 30, 2021Kraft Dinner Flavour Boost Packet: Cotton Candy
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September 9, 2021Clif Builders Chocolate Peanut Butter Flavor Minis
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August 5, 2021Van Holten’s Pickle-Ice Flavored Freeze Pop
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July 22, 2021Dunkin’s Smoked Vanilla Iced Latte
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June 10, 2021High Noon Sun Sips
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May 13, 2021Field Roast Vegan Fruffalo Wings
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April 15, 2021Jeni’s Ice Cream Strawberry Pretzel Pie
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