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Sestinas
Editor’s Note: As of August 14, 2006, we are no longer accepting sestina submissions.
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November 29, 2005Sestina: A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning
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November 21, 2005Sestina: Indecent Docent: Sex-Deprived Tina
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November 14, 2005Sestina: One Long Sentence and a Few Short Ones, or 39 Lines by Frank Gehry: Guggenheim, Bilbao
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November 6, 2005Sestina: The Graduate Student in Comparative Literature Weighs the Merits of a Career in Pornographic Film
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October 31, 2005Sestina: A Sestina Explanation of the Valerie Plame Affair
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October 25, 2005Sestina: Tina Sestina
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October 17, 2005Sestina: Domestic Sestina
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October 9, 2005Sestina: Sestina for the Q Train
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October 4, 2005Sestina: We’ll Always Have Paris Hilton
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September 27, 2005Sestina: Rats Live on No Evil Star
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September 20, 2005Sestina: Detective Notes
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September 13, 2005Sestina: Francis Bacon Sestina
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