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All posts tagged
abortion
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September 2, 2021As Republicans, We Believe the Right to Life Extends from Conception Until Birth
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September 1, 2021Texas Idioms to Help You Understand the 666 New Texas Laws
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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August 31, 2020I Support a Woman’s Right to Choose Not to Wear a Mask
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March 24, 2020We Cannot Let the Cure Be Worse Than The Problem So Let’s Let People Die
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August 15, 2019“Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner”: Frances “Baby” Houseman, the OG Pro-Choice Activist
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May 20, 2019Fast Times at Alabama High
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women
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May 9, 2019You Ladies Can Get an Abortion Whenever You Need, So Long As It’s Within the Next Three Seconds
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March 4, 2019Scenes From the New Social Thriller The Host Body
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax