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All posts tagged
airlines
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July 16, 2020Welcome to Public School Airlines
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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April 10, 2017Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
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May 31, 2012Skywords! My Article for an In-Flight Magazine
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October 22, 2009Airlines of Last Resort
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February 6, 2005Airlines That Never Took Off
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May 20, 2002Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
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November 17, 2000Excerpts From the Safety Brochure
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November 4, 1999A Far-Reaching Inquiry
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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