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All posts tagged
airlines
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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April 10, 2017Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
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May 31, 2012Skywords! My Article for an In-Flight Magazine
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October 22, 2009List: Airlines of Last Resort
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February 6, 2005List: Airlines That Never Took Off
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May 20, 2002List: Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
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November 17, 2000Excerpts From the Safety Brochure
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November 4, 1999A Far-Reaching Inquiry
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I