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All posts tagged
airlines
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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July 16, 2020Welcome to Public School Airlines
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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April 10, 2017Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
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May 31, 2012Skywords! My Article for an In-Flight Magazine
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October 22, 2009Airlines of Last Resort
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February 6, 2005Airlines That Never Took Off
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May 20, 2002Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
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November 17, 2000Excerpts From the Safety Brochure
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 11, 2023Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
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