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All posts tagged
amusements-park-rides
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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May 24, 2019“Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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February 4, 2010Marijuana or Roller Coaster?
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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May 19, 2005Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Ran the Scrambler: An Interview with Kim Engler
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian