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All posts tagged
apologies
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May 26, 2023We at Waystar Royco Sincerely Apologize for Any Abuses That May Have Occurred at a Bluestar Sleepaway Camp+ Experience Property
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October 6, 2021Job Opportunity: Join the Facebook Apologies Team
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August 2, 2021We Apologize for Claiming Critical Race Theory Will Make Your Children Sacrifice Their Classmates to Satan
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)
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June 30, 2021We Apologize for Getting Married in the Gingerbread House from “Hansel and Gretel”
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March 1, 2021How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
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September 10, 2020Looks Like I Wasn’t Muted In Our Zoom Meeting
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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March 11, 2019I Refuse to Apologize for My Old, Harmless Jokes About Rape Cults, the Underdeveloped Psyche of Women, and Sexual Assault
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost