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All posts tagged
apologies
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September 10, 2020Looks Like I Wasn’t Muted In Our Zoom Meeting
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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March 11, 2019I Refuse to Apologize for My Old, Harmless Jokes About Rape Cults, the Underdeveloped Psyche of Women, and Sexual Assault
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August 3, 2018My Name is Dave and I Am the Author of Beowulf and I Would Like to Apologize to the Goodreads Community
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November 6, 2017I’m Asking for Privacy While I Seek Treatment for Being a Piece of Human Garbage
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August 29, 2017Sorry for Making Our Relationship Public by Tagging You in a Facebook Comment of a Cute Animal Video
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July 13, 2017A Letter of Apology to My Fellow Fourth Graders on the Plagiarism of “The Nantucket Series”
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June 5, 2017FAQ for Men Who Just Discovered Apologizing
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 12, 2025Can Anyone Tell Me Why Sales of Our Signature Terrifying Yellow Wallpaper Are Down?
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June 12, 2025Please Remain Civil While Resisting President Nyarlathotep’s Orgy of Nullification
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June 11, 2025You’re Invited to My Birthday Military Parade
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June 11, 2025Welcome to My Well-Stocked Pantry of Empty Boxes