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    Sorry Not Sorry: Three Comedians, Three “Apologies”
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    Sorry Not Sorry: How Bill Clinton Turbocharged the Apology Treadmill
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    by Laurence Pevsner
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    Sorry Not Sorry: A Eulogy for the Notes App Apology
    by Laurence Pevsner
  • May 26, 2023
    We at Waystar Royco Sincerely Apologize for Any Abuses That May Have Occurred at a Bluestar Sleepaway Camp+ Experience Property
    by E.R. Catalano
  • October 6, 2021
    Job Opportunity: Join the Facebook Apologies Team
    by Nicole Beckley
  • August 2, 2021
    We Apologize for Claiming Critical Race Theory Will Make Your Children Sacrifice Their Classmates to Satan
    by Eric Harvey
  • July 22, 2021
    Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)
    by Rachel Reyes
  • June 30, 2021
    We Apologize for Getting Married in the Gingerbread House from “Hansel and Gretel”
    by Purcell Liddy
  • March 1, 2021
    How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
    by Bobbie Armstrong and Lindsay Hameroff
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