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All posts tagged

apologies

February 25, 2010

A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B

by Mike Lacher
December 8, 2008

A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra

by Isaac Rooks
August 22, 2008

A Senator Apologizes for the Pain Caused by His Last Apology

by Johnny McNulty
May 19, 2005

An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer

by Sarah Johnson
February 25, 2005

The Collected Apologies of Lawrence H. Summers, President of Harvard

by Laurence Hughes
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets

by Susan Gerhard
August 27, 2003

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Long-Distance Song Parody Dedication: “Cherry Pie.”

by Carlton Doby
April 16, 2003

An Open Letter of Apology to the Country of Iceland

by Alan Haley
March 12, 2001

Men’s Room Confessions

by Anthony Jaffe

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May 9, 2025

Unsung Heroes of Motherhood

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
May 8, 2025

An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy

by Anaïs Godard
May 19, 2025

A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine

by Amanda Bachman
May 9, 2025

Chicago Pope’s First Changes

by Stephen Ruddy

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May 22, 2025

On My Deathbed, I Have Just One Regret: Not Spending More Time Resetting Passwords

by Lindsey Smith
May 22, 2025

This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

by Rachel Koren
May 21, 2025

Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours

by S.M. Strand
May 21, 2025

I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat

by Eric Bressman