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arnold-schwarzenegger

June 8, 2011

Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments from Weiner! The Musical

by Ben Greenman
September 30, 2003

Sestina: Recall This

by Michael David Murphy
September 17, 2003

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Gubernatorialyssa Milano

by Carlton Doby
May 16, 2002

Prank Calling My Friends Using The “Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard” Computer Program.

by Tim Cassedy-Blum
December 7, 1998

Next Season’s Blockbenders

by Mark O'Donnell

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June 13, 2019

Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing

by Chas Gillespie
June 7, 2019

My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah
June 11, 2019

Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell

by Kim Windyka
February 10, 2015

List: What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him

by Mara Wilson

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June 24, 2019

List: Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?

by Drew Drevyanko
June 24, 2019

A Letter to My Younger Self About Gratitude, Humility, and How You’ve Forgotten You Were Raised By Wolves

by Patrick McKay
June 21, 2019

George Orwell’s Toy Story

by Jeff Barnosky
June 21, 2019

List: 4 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”

by Kimberly Bollard