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All posts tagged
bands
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November 18, 2021An Oral History of John Philip Sousa’s Band, the Hardest-Partying Eighty-Piece Marching Band Ever
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August 19, 2021Every Album by [Artist/Band], Ranked from Worst to Best
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June 22, 2021I Think Bill Gates Is the New Drummer in Our Early Aughts Cover Band
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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June 29, 2017Responsible Band Names
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June 26, 2014Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
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May 7, 2014Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Zoe DeLeon and the Family Band
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April 24, 2014I’m Sick of Being Blackmailed Into Playing Bass for Your Band
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September 27, 2012Inchoate Versions of Band Names
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May 9, 2012Bandwiches
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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