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All posts tagged
bands
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June 29, 2017List: Responsible Band Names
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June 26, 2014Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
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May 7, 2014Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Zoe DeLeon and the Family Band
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April 24, 2014I’m Sick of Being Blackmailed Into Playing Bass for Your Band
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September 27, 2012List: Inchoate Versions of Band Names
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May 9, 2012Bandwiches
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March 22, 2012Monologue: An All-American Percussionist’s Post-NCAA Tournament Game Recap
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December 10, 2010I’m Going to Have to Cut a Few Members of the Band
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November 10, 2010List: Metal Band or Collective Noun?
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September 17, 2009List: Phrases My Orchestra Conductor Has Said to Me That Could Get Him Fired if Said Out of Context
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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