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All posts tagged
bands
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June 29, 2017List: Responsible Band Names
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June 26, 2014Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
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May 7, 2014Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Zoe DeLeon and the Family Band
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April 24, 2014I’m Sick of Being Blackmailed Into Playing Bass for Your Band
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September 27, 2012List: Inchoate Versions of Band Names
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May 9, 2012Bandwiches
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March 22, 2012Monologue: An All-American Percussionist’s Post-NCAA Tournament Game Recap
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December 10, 2010I’m Going to Have to Cut a Few Members of the Band
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November 10, 2010List: Metal Band or Collective Noun?
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September 17, 2009List: Phrases My Orchestra Conductor Has Said to Me That Could Get Him Fired if Said Out of Context
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup