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All posts tagged
bars
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September 7, 2016List: The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
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August 3, 2016Welcome to PINT SIZED, the Daycare Bar for Adults
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks Into a News Cycle…
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March 24, 2015List: Bar Fight Insults as Academic Papers
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August 5, 2014List: Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
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October 23, 2013Bar Trivia Night
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November 8, 2011List: Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation
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June 27, 2011I’m Your Mixologist
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January 11, 2011Guy Walks Into a Bar
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May 31, 2010Monologue: Friedrich Nietzsche, Chain-Restaurant Bartender
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell