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All posts tagged
bars
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September 7, 2016List: The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
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August 3, 2016Welcome to PINT SIZED, the Daycare Bar for Adults
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks Into a News Cycle…
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March 24, 2015List: Bar Fight Insults as Academic Papers
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August 5, 2014List: Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
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October 23, 2013Bar Trivia Night
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November 8, 2011List: Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation
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June 27, 2011I’m Your Mixologist
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January 11, 2011Guy Walks Into a Bar
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May 31, 2010Monologue: Friedrich Nietzsche, Chain-Restaurant Bartender
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe