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All posts tagged
bathrooms
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November 9, 2018A Resolution for the Bathroom Bylaws of the Association of Women Working On the Second Floor
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April 23, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked
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January 9, 2018Discover Your Bathroom!
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July 11, 2017List: Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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October 14, 2016Thanks, Cindy, for Making Eye Contact Through the Bathroom Stall and Making It Super Awkward During the Department Productivity Meeting
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May 24, 2016List: Things About Bathrooms Actually Worth Getting Upset Over
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May 11, 2016Patent Application for a Genital-Operated Bathroom Door Locking Mechanism to Help Protect Children
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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September 21, 2010One Bedroom, Thirteen and a Half Baths
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April 8, 2010List: Eco-Friendly Alternatives to Running Water in the Bathroom So Your New Boyfriend Doesn’t Hear You
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore