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All posts tagged
bathrooms
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November 9, 2018A Resolution for the Bathroom Bylaws of the Association of Women Working On the Second Floor
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April 23, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked
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January 9, 2018Discover Your Bathroom!
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July 11, 2017List: Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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October 14, 2016Thanks, Cindy, for Making Eye Contact Through the Bathroom Stall and Making It Super Awkward During the Department Productivity Meeting
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May 24, 2016List: Things About Bathrooms Actually Worth Getting Upset Over
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May 11, 2016Patent Application for a Genital-Operated Bathroom Door Locking Mechanism to Help Protect Children
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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September 21, 2010One Bedroom, Thirteen and a Half Baths
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April 8, 2010List: Eco-Friendly Alternatives to Running Water in the Bathroom So Your New Boyfriend Doesn’t Hear You
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers