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All posts tagged
bathrooms
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October 16, 2023What Do We Want…?
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July 12, 2023Walled-In; Or, Life in the Bathroom Hiding from My Kids
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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June 29, 2020Help, I’m Running Out of Ways to Make Showering in Europe Difficult
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April 6, 2020I’m Your 5 PM Depression Shower and I’m Back, Baby
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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October 1, 2019Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation
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September 27, 2019It’s Not Just an Artisanal Urinal Cake — It’s Also Your New Phone Charger!
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November 9, 2018A Resolution for the Bathroom Bylaws of the Association of Women Working On the Second Floor
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April 23, 2018An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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