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All posts tagged
bathrooms
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June 29, 2020Help, I’m Running Out of Ways to Make Showering in Europe Difficult
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April 6, 2020I’m Your 5 PM Depression Shower and I’m Back, Baby
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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October 1, 2019Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation
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September 27, 2019It’s Not Just an Artisanal Urinal Cake — It’s Also Your New Phone Charger!
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November 9, 2018A Resolution for the Bathroom Bylaws of the Association of Women Working On the Second Floor
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April 23, 2018An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked
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January 9, 2018Discover Your Bathroom!
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July 11, 2017Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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October 14, 2016Thanks, Cindy, for Making Eye Contact Through the Bathroom Stall and Making It Super Awkward During the Department Productivity Meeting
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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