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All posts tagged
bathrooms
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September 21, 2010One Bedroom, Thirteen and a Half Baths
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April 8, 2010Eco-Friendly Alternatives to Running Water in the Bathroom So Your New Boyfriend Doesn’t Hear You
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September 17, 2009The Other Bathroom Numbers
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July 20, 2005An Open Letter to the Leader of the Ant Nation Residing in My Bathroom
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March 30, 2005Three Things I Learned While Using the Lavatory at Local Boston-Area Restaurants
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January 12, 2005Sestina: The Vision
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August 5, 2004An Open Letter to Women Who Won’t Sit Down
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March 7, 2004Adjectives that, Depressingly, Apply to Various Products In My Bathroom but Not to Me, Personally
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September 26, 2003Grout-Related Phrases Written on the Grout in a Bathroom Stall (Most Likely Written While Sitting on the Toilet)
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January 2, 2002Actual Phrases Written between the 1/8" Wide Joints of a Field of 4″ × 4″ Ceramic Tiles Located above the Urinals in a Men’s Restroom