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All posts tagged
beach
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August 8, 2014Anne Sexton’s Summer Bikini Tips
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April 30, 2014How to Get a Perfect Beach Body
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June 17, 2010Shared Beach House for Rent: Act QUICKLY!
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September 13, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 12: On Time Monkeys
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September 6, 2005Sestina: Ground Rules at Isla Verde Beach
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546