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beards

January 16, 2019

Finally, A Razor For Men

by Alexandra Petri and Jessica M. Goldstein
January 15, 2019

It’s Time to Take Up Arms In the War Against Toxic Masculinity

by Ilana Gordon
October 24, 2017

The Lost Journals of Blackbeard

by River Clegg
August 31, 2015

List: Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus

by Nathan Patton
July 16, 2015

@thereal_saintfrancis_: Haters Gonna Hate

by Nick Farrell and Rachel Farrell
November 10, 2014

I’d Trade All My Beard and Mustache Championships for One More Moment With Her

by Jeff Vitkun
January 28, 2011

The Convergences Contest: Bearded Ladies Breastfeeding

by Lawrence Weschler
August 30, 2010

Do People Really Love My New Mustache?

by Rick Stoeckel
October 5, 2009

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Should the President Grow a Beard?

by Chris White
October 17, 2008

Jokes by Brian Beatty: My Beard

by Brian Beatty

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 14, 2019

List: New Love Languages

by James Folta and Kasey Borger

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February 22, 2019

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

by Arthur Imperatore and Brian Geiger
February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon