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All posts tagged
beards
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June 23, 2020Facial Hair Amongst the Liberal Elite
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February 27, 2020The CDC’s Revised Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators Chart
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January 16, 2019Finally, A Razor For Men
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January 15, 2019It’s Time to Take Up Arms In the War Against Toxic Masculinity
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October 24, 2017The Lost Journals of Blackbeard
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August 31, 2015Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus
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July 16, 2015@thereal_saintfrancis_: Haters Gonna Hate
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November 10, 2014I’d Trade All My Beard and Mustache Championships for One More Moment With Her
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January 28, 2011The Convergences Contest: Bearded Ladies Breastfeeding
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August 30, 2010Do People Really Love My New Mustache?
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking