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All posts tagged
bees
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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January 23, 2019George Soros Made a Bee Sting Me
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January 21, 2016My Husband Has Been a Garbage Bag Full of Bees This Whole Time
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January 15, 2016What Everyone’s Reading Instead of Your 10-Year Peer-Reviewed Study on Bee Colony Collapse and the Near End of Human Existence
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August 31, 2015Hungover Bear and Friends: Lose Sight of the Shore
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November 15, 2013Sting Gets Stung
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March 24, 2011Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stacey McLachlan Must Be the Honey
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October 15, 2008Excerpts From The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Adolescent Female Edition
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August 14, 2008The Talk
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July 20, 2007Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian