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ben-carson

March 21, 2018

We Must Reduce Government Spending On Everything Except Our Luxury Office Renovation

by Jason O. Gilbert
February 27, 2017

HUD Grant Opportunities in the Ben Carson Era

by Coleman Larkin
July 31, 2016

Marie Kondo’s Election-Changing Magic To Saving The United States of America

by Nicholas Miriello
December 15, 2015

Finding the Right Neurosurgeon for You

by John Flowers

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July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 10, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
July 22, 2020

Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships

by April Soetarman
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole

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July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole
July 31, 2020

Growing Up In a Strict Immigrant Household or Living Through a Pandemic?

by Emily Gao
July 31, 2020

An Open Letter to the T&T Supermarket Clerk Who Was Told to “Go Back to China” as Part of a Customer’s Racist Tirade in Mississauga, Ontario

by Pardis Parker
July 31, 2020

I Can’t Sleep

by Heather Long