McSweeney’s unanimously and unequivocally condemns racism, police brutality, and all forms of systemic and structural white supremacy. For a list of resources and organizations that need your support, click here.
(Created by @dehyedration)
All posts tagged
bill-barr
-
May 14, 2020United States v. Barack Hussein Obama: The Obamagate Indictment
-
February 12, 2020The Department of Justice Desperately Seeks Prosecutors to Join Its Office In the District of Columbia
-
April 19, 2019Radiohead or Mueller Report?
-
April 17, 2019The Life Changing Magic of Covering Up, By Attorney General William Barr
-
March 29, 2019Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
-
March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
-
March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
Trending 🔥
-
May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
-
May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
-
May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
-
May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
Recently
-
June 6, 2020
The Reserves -
June 5, 2020An Update From Your University’s Vice President of Academic Affairs
-
June 5, 2020Senator Susan Collins Responds to the Federal Government’s Deployment of People-Eating Machines to End Protests
-
June 5, 2020Maslow’s Hierarchy of Post-Pandemic Wish Fulfillment Fantasies