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All posts tagged
birds
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October 26, 2018Welcome to Crowtopia, the World’s First Fully-Immersive, Instagram-Worthy, Halloween-Themed Pop-Up Experience Created Using a Bunch of Feral Crows We Found In a Parking Lot and Crammed Into an Abandoned Warehouse!
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August 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: This One is for the Birds
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October 10, 2017Adam Duritz Reads Wallace Stevens’ “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird”
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August 17, 2016List: Common Bird Calls, As Identified By My Mother
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June 9, 2015Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking
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November 26, 2014List: Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
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November 27, 2013Monologue: A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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June 19, 2013God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations On Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia: The Bird, the Hero, and the Goat
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March 28, 2013Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Michael Blake, Former Pheasant Beater
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June 18, 2012New Crow-Scaring Techniques
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June 19, 2019How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide
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June 19, 2019List: Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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June 19, 2019These Detention Centers Aren’t Concentration Camps Because Technically Auschwitz Is Trademarked
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June 18, 2019Scenes from 13 Going on 30 II: Thirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving