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All posts tagged
blood
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August 16, 2022About Our New Corporate Bloodletting Program
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April 5, 2019Welcome to Blood Fystyvyl: A Transformative Weekend of Music and Luxury Blood Tests On a Remote Island Once Owned by Robert Blake
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May 9, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Occupational proctologists are proficient bottom probers and butt pluggers. Orthopedic nurses are nice, but not ‘anal business’ nice.”
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April 28, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 13: Blood, Sweat, Tears, and Miscellaneous
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January 11, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Blood Drive
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian