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May 9, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Occupational proctologists are proficient bottom probers and butt pluggers. Orthopedic nurses are nice, but not ‘anal business’ nice.”

by Kent Woodyard
April 28, 2010

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
January 11, 2007

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Blood Drive

by Dan Liebert

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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December 10, 2018

An OkCupid Profile of a Freelance Writer Looking For an On-time and Paid Invoice

by Irving Ruan
December 10, 2018

List: A Selected Pathology of People Who Ask Questions at “In Conversation With” Events

by Austin Bernhardt and Heeseung Kim
December 10, 2018

Our Expensive, Members-Only, Women’s Club Is Now a Safe Space for 1% of Women

by Lina Abascal
December 7, 2018

Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything

by Allison Breyer Everett