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August 16, 2022

About Our New Corporate Bloodletting Program

by Klara Wells
April 5, 2019

Welcome to Blood Fystyvyl: A Transformative Weekend of Music and Luxury Blood Tests On a Remote Island Once Owned by Robert Blake

by Seth Fried
May 9, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Occupational proctologists are proficient bottom probers and butt pluggers. Orthopedic nurses are nice, but not ‘anal business’ nice.”

by Kent Woodyard
April 28, 2010

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
January 11, 2007

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Blood Drive

by Dan Liebert

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 19, 2023

You’re Going to Love Camping, According to Me, Your Outdoorsy Friend

by Emily Kling
May 18, 2023

Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats

by Tori Multon

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June 2, 2023

How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans

by Tori Multon
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by Jonathan Weisberg
June 1, 2023

You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right

by Jus Kaplan
June 1, 2023

An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”

by Alice M. Phillips