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All posts tagged
blood
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April 5, 2019Welcome to Blood Fystyvyl: A Transformative Weekend of Music and Luxury Blood Tests On a Remote Island Once Owned by Robert Blake
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May 9, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Occupational proctologists are proficient bottom probers and butt pluggers. Orthopedic nurses are nice, but not ‘anal business’ nice.”
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April 28, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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January 11, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Blood Drive
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper