LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
All posts tagged
breakfast
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June 7, 2017Don DeLillo’s Cereal Boxes
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April 7, 2017List: Suggested Activities for National Coffee Cake Day
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September 2, 2016I’ve Been Sent to Rescue You From This All-You-Can-Eat Brunch Buffet
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June 8, 2016Conquer Your Day With the Power of Breakfast!
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March 4, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: Lose Weight Fast With These Cartoon Characters!
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August 29, 2013An Excerpt from Some Instructions to the New Guy Concerning the Preparation and Presentation of My French Toast, by Stanley Kubrick
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January 11, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Today Show
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October 10, 2011Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Acceptable Time for Breakfast
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January 19, 2010Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
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March 4, 2009From My Unfinished Doctoral Dissertation on Breakfast Cereals
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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October 18, 2018List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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October 18, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112
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October 18, 2018Fuck You, We’re Sight Words!